If I Could Have Your Attention

MEMO

To: All Doggies
Re: Moratorium on Kissing

Due to the unanticipated inclement weather, all dog kisses are now banded from December to the end of February. Some additional portions of both November and March will fall under this new regulation and will be announced when necessary, but without additional notice.

Thank You,

Aunt Erica
The Management



Maybe it is just that dogs don't get the concept of frostbite, but I can really do without dog spit on my face when the temperatures drop into the single digits.

Or perhaps, it is just because they can't read.